Stabler is stacked, honey.
Just days after Christopher Meloni’s 60th birthday (April 2), the “Law & Order” star’s sweet cake is being celebrated all over social media.
Without the help of Photoshop or asset-accentuating Amazon leggings, Meloni’s magnificent gluteus maximus is going viral on Twitter, thanks to a picture snapped while he was filming “Law & Order: Organized Crime” in Brooklyn Wednesday.
Meloni and his famous moneymaker made their highly anticipated return to the “Law & Order” franchise last week after a decade-long hiatus.
And fanny fans are seriously fawning over that full-figured tail feather.
“I don’t know who’s birthday it is but Chris Meloni is serving cake for dinner,” one booty buff tweeted.
How’s Meloni handling all this hot heinie heat?
Well, it’s safe to say the apple-bottomed actor — best known for slaying the role of Det. Elliot Stabler on “Law & Order: SVU” for 12 seasons — is slaphappy about the round of applause his rump is receiving.
He’s been on the business end of patootie praise before.
Meloni’s cheeks went red from blushing while he read aloud the thirst tweets that fans shared about his “thick” derrière in 2019.
“I’d cut off my arm to touch Christopher Meloni’s butt, it’s that serious,” he recited of an admirer’s Twitter post.
“Christopher Meloni is what I imagine when I say I want a [thick] daddy,” he read, quoting another complementary commentator.
He chuckled when he came across a tweet that said: “When I’m sad I just google Christopher Meloni’s butt until I’m not sad anymore.”
His reprised debut as Detective Stabler on the series premier of “Law & Order: Organized Crime” last Thursday beckoned a staggering 8 million viewers to their screens.
Meloni was taken aback by his warm re-welcome to primetime television.
“It was pretty overwhelming,” he told People of the positive fan reaction.
“I was not prepared. It’s overwhelming and it’s wonderful and it’s very appreciated.”